Thank You For Not Farting

Imagine getting fined $200 for farting in the workplace. Apparently that’s the new law in Arkansas, which recently passed an act to “ban the emission of flatulent gases” within all office buildings and public spaces in the state.

Be sure to read the whole thing. Governor Huckabee’s closing remarks are quite a gas.

(NOTE: The 'Otus the Head Cat' column delivers 'humorous fabrication' every Saturday for the Arkansas Democrat Gazette. So if you believed this article, look up--'gullible' is written on the ceiling!)