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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Why You Need Health *AND* Fire Insurance

Though curiously popular with college students and bored pranksters, lighting one’s farts on fire is never a good idea. In fact, it’s downright dangerous. That’s because the combination of methane and oxygen can cause huge flare-ups, resulting in severe, long-lasting burns—not to mention fire damage to surrounding properties.

Don’t believe me? Then read this article about doctors at Southern Cross Hospital in Invercargill, New Zealand, who faced a fiery end to a routine hemorrhoid operation in March, proving once again that fart plus fire equals a prescription for disaster.


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